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Finally here! In Norway, black
in the haunted cradle of metal!

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Filming
with a professional team!

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Enduring the seasons is rewarded,
when the video comes out, -

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the album is released and
'bubs take over the world!

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It's all...
- Irrelevant!

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I can't believe
that we traveled for 24 hours -

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here the idol
behind the back to shoot -

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some damn place
in a pitch-dark heap of stones!

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But Hubbath,
look where we are!

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With the mythical Djevel's Tunga!

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You wanted an epic video
in brave landscapes, -

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but we are fucking molested
somewhere in a grouchy ass!

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You could have done it at home too

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Yesterday you were one
excited about this like me!

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Yes, before I heard that
you've messed everything up again!

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me? - Yes, you wanted Lilith
according to the boy band, -

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even though I said it from the beginning
that there will be problems.

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And what! Teenage pregnancy!

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Sound familiar, Sløth?
- I don't like you arguing.

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Sam and Lilith's baby
none of your business, Hubbath.

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I'll take care of it.
But first the band has to get up!

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Sun's unconditional promises
this is already rising from the throat!

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Sorry.
Do we have a problem?

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NO! No problem.
Let's just practice facial expressions.

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Admirable attitude!
Always focus at work.

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Hubbath, you're next.

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Hi Hubbath...

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Come on. Don't screw this up now.

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I have a plan. I...

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I take care of everything.

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Belzebubs is my life's work.
I can't let it all fall apart now.

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I'll take us to the top.
Even if it kills me.

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Hey Felix, wait!

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BELZEBUBS

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It was Lilith's pregnancy news
a shock, but I took it in stride.

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I'm not angry with Lilith.
I've experienced the same myself.

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I wasn't much older
when i got him. But Sløth...

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How can he think only
his band at a time like this?

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This is the moment
when Lilith needed her parents.

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“Lucy, my love.
I tremble before my choices, -

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because they lead inexorably
to the end of a long relationship."

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What? Sløth, are you crazy?!
- No! You were right, Hubbath.

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What's the point of coming all the way here?
filmed only in the stern of the troll!

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That's why we go there!

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See those storm clouds?
We're going to die there.

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We can't even get Sam
drums up the slope!

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Sam and Skvlly are pictured below.

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Decibelius does its part here
the lights are already up.

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Come on,
also Felix digs the idea!

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At the ready? - Yes! let's go
we have time to film before the noise.

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Or not!

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This is madness!
You don't even see any fuckers here, Sløth.

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Really,
so Wow, what a landscape!

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That's why Obi
hits the tab!

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Huh! I have a fear of heights.

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Hey, don't get dizzy
if Beelzebubs hugs to the top!

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Gather yourself and climb up there!
The camera girl films the solo with a drone.

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It's going to be a killer!
- Sløth in the Mountains of Madness...

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Yes! Right attitude, Obi!

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Not full yet?

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Yes, but Mr. Perkele is gone
and feeling lost.

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So please forgive me, my dear
a little thin but sweet comfort.

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I eat so much that my stomach bursts
and there's room for more!

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Thanks for the image.

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Is everything alright, Lilith? Oh,
you haven't even touched breakfast.

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I can't bear to watch. The girl has it
morning sickness already.

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I'm so fucking pissed off
you don't want to die

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I drank all of mom's drinks yesterday,
but I can't do this -

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if it's going to fart all the way through
her pregnancy.

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I have to talk to it.

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Actually, I'd like to talk to you
with about one important thing.

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Honey, I'm here! You can feel it
scary and confusing, -

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but you know
that I'm not angry!

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So from where? - Lilith,
I know about the pregnancy test.

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Sløth saw it.

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Sorry to spoil the surprise.

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Oh yes, here it was
surprise for once!

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Well, good luck!
What did dad say?

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What? Well...
He's going to leave the band -

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because of the baby.
- What?

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Good! Go further!
- Shut up!

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Okay, please!

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Don't slouch. This is going to be tough.

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I know you can't feel like shit right now, -

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but when we get this video...
- Stop already!

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Hubbath! Do not!

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None of this matters,
because when the video and the album come out, -

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you're already changing diapers,
the rest of us don't just screw around, -

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let's scratch the bells
and we grow naava.

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Are you ever
thought of me and Obe, Sløth?

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This band is
our dream too!

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You can't bet our future
I'm always there when you're having a hard time.

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Damn you guys, can you see?

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Did you stop already? may i speak

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Obe?!

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And now you're killing us!
Well done, Sløth! Well done!

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I take care of the baby during the day
and I got a night job.

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You have time for art,
the band will do better without me.

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But Beelzebubs is
just taking off!

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It's dad's life's work!
- Someone has to take care of the baby, Lilith!

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But aren't you staying at home?

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How can you be so irresponsible?

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"Meh, why don't you take care of it!"
What were you thinking of doing?!

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Me? Is this my problem now?
What about my studies?

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Are you interested in school now?

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Guys, sorry it didn't go like this!

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I just wanted to do one thing
right before I leave the band.

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What?! - Hubbath is right,
I'm needed at home.

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Lucy, Levi, Lily especially
grabs me, but you don't.

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What are you talking about?

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Hubbath sings, Obe plays the guitar,
Sam handles the drums.

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You can gig, keep the dream
alive while I take care of the baby.

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I can't separate the band
of the family, and therefore everyone suffers.

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I have to choose.
O-I'm sorry.

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No, I'm sorry. Just had to
emit fumes.

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you can't leave
you are the heart of the band.

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If you need a year,
or ten, I'll wait.

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Same here! 'Bubs for life!
We've survived worse!

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Are we?

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Look who I found!

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Sorry, I overslept.
Well, what's new?

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She's pregnant.

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What?! I'm not pregnant!
You are pregnant!

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Why do you think I'm fat?
- Did you think it was me all along?

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Gah! So dad thought...
- Now I understand!

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But if you're not fat,
so whose test is this?

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Sorry...

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Hey, that camera guy
still follow us!

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We can still leave handsomely!

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What would be more trve and kvlt than
really die with your own music video?

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True in the egg!
Let the wheels roll, mimi!

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Be careful what you wish for!

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Oh, Moloch's eggs!

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Do you still need me?

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Can I fit on the bus?
tipping a gin-Miscatonic?

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You should have taken sneakers.

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Hey guys! Would you...

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Lucy! Issue!

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You should have told me you're not pregnant!

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I wouldn't have stabbed you
to hike the fucking fjords.

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I'll figure it out myself!
I took the test yesterday morning...

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Children! Daddy is coming!
- Let's find a new route.

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Let's go!

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Sam!
- Sløth!? - Over here!

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Let's go!!

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Two hundred meters away.
Turn... Gira hacia la izquierda.

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Turn turn turn turn...

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Well, whose is this then?
- Give it here.

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Strong.
The aftertaste has supple elegance, -

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a splash of maple syrup

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I would guess
to a Canadian in his thirties.

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Daddy?

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Yeah, baby!
- Sløth?

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Yeah, baby! Sløth will do the job!
- ¡Has llegado!

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Debut album by Belzebubs
is a farce like its author, -

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and is mostly suitable for skeet shooting -

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or a shot put competition
goal board...

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Oh damn damn damn.

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Oh damn. Satan the devil.

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Satan, Satan, Satan.
- Oh damn, oh damn

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Damn it!

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Huh! Damn it!

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Oh, the devil!

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Where is Sløth?

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Sloth! Are you somewhere?
- It's not here!

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Sloth!
- Dad!

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Hey, I found something!

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Hey, dude. Wake up.

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Oh, damn it.

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I don't know about you, but I do
I'm so ready to go to the spa.

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Ah, humorists, eh?

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Get up your ass and get to work, sontianen!

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It doesn't breathe!

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Welcome to Hell, you little ass.
Is your name Sløthomeus Scarabeus?

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Just Sløth.
- Good.

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Your office is over there.

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That boulder needs to be rolled
to Mount Gehenna.

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Right up to the top.

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Wait, so I'm dead?

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Really, these guys
getting dumber every year.

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I don't want to be rude,
but I can't stay.

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I have a lot of unfinished business
stuff upstairs.

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I promise to come back!

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Unfinished business!

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Look, you're doomed
here forever, you can't just...

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Your two, your two, knocks!
Blow!

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Damn, what have I eaten?

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Back from there.

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What the hell?

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Nothing...

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Give me

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Hey, you can't enjoy this!

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I'm just as confused as you!

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Still nothing...

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Filling to kickstart the heart with electricity!
Need it.. devilvibrator.

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A defibrillator.
- But where do you get one?

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Quick, pick him up!

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Okay, already being a tough bastard.

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Guys, we have a deserter!

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Satan almighty!

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You're dozing off,
your creator does not rush to the rescue.

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Well done, Lilith.

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Don't worry.
Sløth liked this.

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Okay, dodge.

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What the hell?

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Surrender!
- You don't order me!

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Not so fast!

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Maybe you just have to
accept that...

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Dad wouldn't give up.
Ever.

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Give up already.

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I don't!
- Let go.

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My family needs me.

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Dad!

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Hey, let it breathe now!
- Don't kill it again!

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So, no one is pregnant?
- No.

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Glory to the Lord of Darkness!
- Well, that...

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I am. - Good luck! Awesome!
Children are real wealth.

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But how the hell
the test stick ended up with us?

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It must have happened when
Obesyx jeez with my bag.

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I was wondering where this guy came from.

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Mr. Devil! Thanks Skvllcraft!

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Damn you guys.

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You wrecked the tour bus,
you buried the slope bar, -

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you named a world heritage site -

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and now you can
eternal ban to Norway!

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You are messed up!

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This is going to be the best music video ever!

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A gift card for a vasectomy?

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Shit, you shouldn't have.
It really wouldn't have been necessary.

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TO THE BEELZEBUBS
FROM FELIX

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That's it. How do you feel?

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It sucks. What if everyone hates this?

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Did it matter?
Are you happy with it?

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I am.
- That's enough. You are enough.

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Well, time to catch up
family photo! Hop hop!

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That goes for you guys too.

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Thank you, my love. About everything.

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And now you stop.

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Barbariccia! Barbariccia!
- What's wrong?

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Boss! He...
He wants to talk to us a bit.

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What...?

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Talking about what?
- Well, you know, about every...

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Who got away.

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Was the boss a jerk?
- Roughly.

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Shut up, assholes!

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Really, if we're screwed, -

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I put that damn nail polish on my fingernails,
whatever the name is...

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Sløth.
- Just. It can still pay!